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Sunday, November 23, 2003

The Gas Pump From HADES

So, I got off work today around 4 and decided to stop and get gas before the prices skyrocket and fuck everyone up the ass before the Thanksgiving holiday. I swiped my credit card and inserted the pump and locked it into place. I guess I was distracted by the hot guy over at pump 6, because I certainly was not paying attention to the task at hand.

Well, as I noticed my total rising to $21.50, I thought WTF!!! since I had 1/4 of a tank to begin with. I looked down to find gas cascading down the side of my precious Coug and ALL over the freakin' place. In a state of panic, I yanked that biatch out as it continued to spew all over me, my car, and the ground. I weeped openly....

LUCKILY, no one nearby was smoking cause by george, that could've caused quite the scene. The Thorntons would have had an early start on the holiday season, lit up like Michael Jackson's eyes on Halloween!(Thanks Rob!) Happy Holidays Mother Fuckers!!!

Quote of the Day: THE SHITTER WAS FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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